An Israeli man has launched a
campaign to stop God interfering in his life after three years of poor
treatment at the hands of the Almighty. The unidentified man submitted a
restraining order request against His Holiness at an Israeli court on Tuesday. He said that God had been bothering
him for three years and that repeated
requests to the police had been ignored,
with the authorities only sending patrol cars to his home on 10 occasions and
not taking his calls seriously.
Authorities eventually told the man
to take out a restraining order against the Lord, he said, so he duly obliged
at the Magistrate Court in the northern Israeli port city of Haifa.
“For the past three years He started
to treat me harshly and not nicely. I complained to the police many times. The
Israel police asked me to take out a restraining order,” the man said in the
proceedings at the court, according to Israeli news site NRG.
God appeared to take note of the
man’s complaints as the document of the court proceedings, published after the
restraining order request, noted that He did not present himself at the
hearing.
The ruling judge, Ahsan Canaan,
threw the request out of court, saying that the attempt was absurd and that he
should seek help elsewhere and not from the local authorities, The Times of
Israel reported.
God was not immediately available
for comment.
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