Akpos Joke. Very funny!

Last Sunday after Church service Akpors went to visit a friend of his who lives with his parents at G.R.A Asaba.
Maid: Welcome, sit down.
Akpors: Thank you.
Maid: What would you like to drink? Fruit juice, yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee?
Akpors: Tea
Maid: Ceylon tea, india tea, herbal tea, kerichon gold tea, bush tea, green tea?
Akpors: Ceylon tea.
Maid: How do you want it, black or white?
Akpors: White
Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Akpors: Milk

Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk?
Akpors: Cow milk
Maid: Freezland Cow or Afrikner Cow?
Akpors: Freezland Cow.
Maid: Will you like it with suga or honey?
Akpors: I will like it with sugar.
Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Akpors: Cane sugar.
Maid: White, brown or yellow?
Akpors: Please, please, just forget about the tea, get me a class of water let me use it to stepdown.
Maid: Is it tap, mineral or distilled water?
Akpors: Mineral water.
Maid: Is it Flavoured or non flavoured?
Akpors: Abeg, abeg, i beg you in the name of God, go bring empty glass for me.
Maid: Tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or beer mug?
Akpors: Is it by force? i no dey drink again o, i no dey drink again, i go swallow my spit